I've only seen 35 minutes of the VMAs and I've never seen anything so poorly produced in my life. It's like they didn't even try.
Also, I was scared for the Jonas Brothers' lives after they raised the walls of their set and thousands of screaming tweenage girls started stampeding toward them. I really thought they were going to die. Those girls could have ripped them apart like mynaeds ripped apart bulls. Yes, I just made a reference to ancient Greece.